Archive | July 2014

Landscaping Project #1

Home Ownership Day #1: Extensive landscaping

Materials needed: Container, dirt, a bunch of plants

Time needed for project: about 32 seconds (plus 20 min. to arrange the container)

Closing Day

Step 1: Attend closing

Step 2: Receive staggering amount of keys for a house that only has two doors

Step 3: Promptly lose the only clearly labeled set

The Laundry Pit

Note: This is just the sort of picture that should accompany a text to your fiancé about totally finding the house you want to buy.