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Step 1: Remove old bulb to determine what kind of replacement to purchase

Step 2: Purchase replacement bulb

Step 4: Check state squatter laws

Step 5: Move all usual front porch activities to back patio

Step 6: Wait

Step 7: Wait

Step 8: Remove empty nest and replace bulb

The End of the Hiatus

Why hasn’t any new content been posted in about a year?

I’ll blame the troll we found sealed in the crawlspace.

The Chimney has Specific Taste in Beverages

Abandon all hope, ye who got stuck here when this window was last closed.

Step 1: Attend closing

Step 2: Receive staggering amount of keys for a house that only has two doors

Step 3: Promptly lose the only clearly labeled set