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How many weeks does it take to change a light bulb?
Step 1: Remove old bulb to determine what kind of replacement to purchase
Step 2: Purchase replacement bulb
Step 4: Check state squatter laws
Step 5: Move all usual front porch activities to back patio
Step 6: Wait
Step 7: Wait
Step 8: Remove empty nest and replace bulb
The End of the Hiatus
Just a few cobwebs
Abandon all hope, ye who got stuck here when this window was last closed.
Step 1: Attend closing
Step 2: Receive staggering amount of keys for a house that only has two doors
Step 3: Promptly lose the only clearly labeled set