I’m not actually sure this is an improvement.
Abandon all hope, ye who got stuck here when this window was last closed.
Home Ownership Day #1: Extensive landscaping
Materials needed: Container, dirt, a bunch of plants
Time needed for project: about 32 seconds (plus 20 min. to arrange the container)
Step 1: Attend closing
Step 2: Receive staggering amount of keys for a house that only has two doors
Step 3: Promptly lose the only clearly labeled set
The Laundry Pit
Note: This is just the sort of picture that should accompany a text to your fiancé about totally finding the house you want to buy.